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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 23:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why don’t people show patriot Donald Trump the respect he deserves? He’s successful in business, politics, and with the ladies.

So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How do I induce a fever?

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why does Biden not understand how the high inflation which he has caused in the last 2 1/2 years is making life difficult for retirees and seniors?

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Our brethren in Europe have fallen. Western civilization is doomed. Why have the leftists destroyed white culture?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How will Israelis respond to someone claiming that anti-Zionism is not anti-Semitism, in the same way as anti-feminism not being misogyny and opposing same-sex marriage not being homophobia?

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

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Nuts and Butts

No way

Just Forget it!

What is a hive of xenomorphs?

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

Does the land of Israel rightfully belongs to the Muslims as many Muslims strongly believe, and should Israelite Jews give up ownership of Israel to the Muslims to ensure peace in the Middle East?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How do you start a tech startup as a non-technical person?

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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